Los Angeles Dodgers openly mock fans' sad MLB experience by selling #RuiningBaseball margaritas at home games.
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Ever since the Dodgers dropped a billion-dollar hammer on Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the rest of baseball has been in meltdown.
Ahead of Wednesday's crucial Game 3 against the Milwaukee Brewers, the Dodgers decided to tap into this collective anger and put it directly on the cocktail menu.
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Dodger Stadium is officially pouring "Margaritas Ruining #Baseball" for $25 throughout the NLCS (per Arch Central at X). Recipe: A mix of tequila, mango and jalapeño margarita and a slice of mango chili on the rim.
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To their credit, the Dodgers smartly hit back at opposing fans who want to whine about LA's payroll.
However, $25 is steep. Chavez Ravin happily shakes those tears on the ice, adds some heat and cashes the check.
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Of course, you don't need to open your wallet every time you pour.
For fans trying to avoid a brutal 2-0 deficit in the series, a free Budweiser stand was available at Wednesday's game to help the faithful relax and take in Wednesday's games. Take the edge off before the first pitch.
Game 3 entry prices in Los Angeles were estimated to be in the mid-90s.
Free beer or spicy tequila, Game 3 is a gut check.
The Dodgers desperately need an offensive spark to survive this October, as they seek the first NL three-peat. Directing a little jalapeño fire from the stands couldn't hurt the ships looking to turn the tide.
Win or lose, there's a good chance we won't get Dodgers baseball until 2028 because of this horrible lockout. And again, it will not be the fault of the blue boys.
Grab a cup, lean on the hate, and screw up baseball while you still can.
Alejandro Avila is a longtime OutKick writer living in Southern California.
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