Swifties Say Travis Kelce Did 'Unspeakable Things' by Liking Shane Gillis's 'SNL' Monologue, and They're Not Happy
After Travis Kelce Liked Shane Gillis's 'Saturday Night Live' Monologue on Instagram, Swifties Mobilized on Social Media
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The Swifties are upset again. This time they aren't happy with Taylor Swift's husband, Travis Kelce, and they're ranting about it all over social media at all hours of the day.
His crime? They claim she did the unspeakable and liked Shane Gillis' Saturday Night Monologue on Instagram. How could he do this to Taylor? Who does he think finds humor in jokes?
I don't know what he was thinking, because you don't get away with such cruelty in the Swifties' watch. Even if you are married to Taylor.
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Now the reason I say that the Swiftians claim that Kelce loved the monologue is that the rebellion either disappeared or never existed. When I went to the post office and looked for it, it wasn't there.
They could successfully bully the Kansas City Chiefs into pulling it off, which would be hilarious. Or even funnier, it's fake and the AI has pissed them all off.
Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce walk off the field after the Chiefs' 32-29 win over the Buffalo Bills in the AFC Championship Game on Sunday, Jan. 26, 2025, at GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium. (TNS)
Either way, they went after Mr. Swift for trespassing and I'm sure that will continue. Everyone's upset I'm sure it was a monologue, but Gillis' joke about going to the gym in particular caused some good moments online.
"Going to a public club as a fat guy, especially in New York, is a nightmare, dude. It's just the hottest gays you've ever seen. They get jacked, and they look at me like, 'Yeah, right.'" I know, dude, he joked.
"Also, I haven't been to the gym in a while. I didn't know women dressed like whores now. Look, I'm sorry. There is no way to describe... have you seen it? I have seen it. shorts Have you seen the shorts?"
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"Those neons are like colored lures," Gillis continued. The wrinkles roll around the cheeks and all blend together in the hole."
This is most likely what triggered most of the cat's dander and sent it flying toward Travis Kelce.
Swifties followed him on other platforms as well. It was an attack that also made its way to Threads, TikTok, and Reddit. When the Swifties are mobilized, they take them on many fronts.
One Swifty wrote on Threads: "Even the ones you think are good aren't. This was a poor choice for Mr. Swift." Another added: "I knew that guy was a useless POS. He's from Ohio."
That's an unfair shot at an entire state if you ask me. But that's par for the course. The fact that Swifties don't like this joke and are ready to attack Travis Kelce over it is not surprising at all.
All the best to Travis for making Happily Ever After. He married not only Taylor Swift, but crazy Swifties.
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