My career as a weed farmer was derailed by my undying lust for golf

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I mod GTA 5 every day to either make it a PC version of GTA 6 or completely screw it up. Come back tomorrow to find out what horrible new thing I've done with the rock star baby, or check out what I've done before.

To be honest, I wasn't sure if today's mod counted. A behind the scenes look: Sometimes I pick a mod to try this feature and it doesn't work. Only the plumb line does not work. In these cases, I throw it away and find another one. It's hard to write something about nothing.

The mod didn't work today. more I installed WeedFarm (based on PlantationV), which in theory should allow you to "grow, harvest and sell weed in GTA 5 with a fully featured farming system".

It doesn't work. Farms? be present The seller you sell to? There is also In general, the various individual specifications of this mod are all correct. And yet, try as I might, I can't harvest one tiny bud.

I believe it's because of the golf and also the jetpack. See, WeedFarm controls (based on PlantationV) are apparently immutable. Although it comes with an .ini file - which with other mods often allows you to rebind keys - it has no obvious means of changing its controls. F3 is required to bring up its uber-menu. Also limited to F3: Street Golf Mod and My Jetpack.

The issue sticks, as every time I try to bring up the main menu of WeedFarm (based on PlantationV), I start golfing and the game asks if I want to equip a jetpack. Not me! I want to grow weed! I want to farm weeds but I have to play golf!

My biggest GTA 5 challenge ever: Random teleport every 50 seconds

I have officially made Grand Theft Auto 5 good by turning it into a golf sim

I have saved GTA 5 from death and also added tornadoes

This is an inappropriate situation. I tried visiting the seller - maybe he'll let me get into the mod somehow - but no luck there either. At one point, I punched his front door in frustration, at which point I noticed that all of my melee attacks were exploding on impact and I don't know why.

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One of Josh's earliest memories is playing Quake 2 on the family computer when he was too young to do so, and he has been irreparably addicted to the mind game ever since. His writing has appeared in Vice, Fanbyte, and the Financial Times. He'll play almost anything, and he's written Assassin's Creed visual novels about pretty much everything. His deepest love is for CRPGs, immersive sims, and any game whose ambition exceeds its budget. He thinks you're too mean about Deus Ex: Invisible War.

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